Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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