We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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