after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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