Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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