toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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