I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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