I'm drive I can fine osifer
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Randomize
