I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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