sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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