My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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