Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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