Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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