K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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