remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
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