i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
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