He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I know her cup size but not her name....
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