Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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