return my video game
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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