I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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