I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Randomize
