Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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