I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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