if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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