Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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