just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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