How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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