Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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