On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
My day in three words: secret purse cake
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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