Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
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