is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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