How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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