three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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