Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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