No stitches, just platelets and will power
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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