First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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