You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
The ass gains better be worth it
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