There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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