Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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