pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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