Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Acid is not a monday night drug
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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