so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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