its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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