at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Buhtt sex?
I'm passing your future prison.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
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