This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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