Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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