: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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