I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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