Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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