i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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