I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
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